正宗英语笑话5篇总有一篇你会笑

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正宗英语笑话5篇总有一篇你会笑

下面是小编整理的英语笑话大全,欢迎大家阅读!

英语笑话一:The doctor lives downstairs医生住在楼下

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

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